ON a camping trip, a Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess.”    

The boy studied the frog, then put it in his backpack. 

“Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?” 

The Cub Scout responded, “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”

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In Your Dreams 

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it– only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

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All the Right Signals

Two satellite dishes met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.

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Top Economist Valentine’s Day Cards

4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding drop off in consumer enthusiasm.

3. Let’s raise housing starts together.

2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.

1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.

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